This game is a humourous arcade sports event to introduce you to the world of Gamergate.
Welcome to Gamergate. You play a gamer of indeterminate age, gender, gender preference, race and religion (if any). There is a gate. You find yourself headed towards it. Are you angry, hating the gate, or are you eager to be near again? Who knows? Reaching the gate you jump and fly in ecstasy, maybe over the gate, maybe into it. All is one in the world of Gamergate.
This is a wholly violence free non-competitive experience designed for all. Unless you cant move your finger. Then youre out of luck. Sorry. Any resemblance in GamerGate to any figure living or dead is a figment. Gamergate takes place in an imaginary world of fun and frolics. If you see a gate in the real world do not run towards it, try to jump it or see how far you can bounce on your bottom afterwards. Please keep to all relevant laws. Do no harm. Love is the only true unifier. ---